Lunar Halo Halloween

HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!

44. All abominations stalking the night
Ghosts and ghouls that provoke so much fear
Still know enough to cower with fright
Whenever a surly woman draws near.

At least a vampire departs with the sun.
With garlic and stakes you stand your ground brave.
But an angry woman will never run
With bloodlust not even the dawn can stave.

With countless promises hold her at bay
Things you’ll improve, temptations you’ll deny.
Give flowers and candy in hopes that it may
Help when the well of soothing words runs dry.

Keeping women pleased is a monstrous feat.
It’s always a trick and seldom a treat.

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